Teen Witch, Yall

This t-shirt's gonna change your m'f'n life...

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. 

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. 

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women 
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Big Up to Cleveland

Nyle-Let the beat build

Nyle "Let The Beat Build" from Nyle on Vimeo.
Ill video

That's right, we got a party up in NYC....May 1st@Arrow Bar 

Carlton's Dance Tutorial, c.1985

Zion I - Geek to the beat

DJ Craze - DMC Finals '99

Cock Shots

Cock Shot from Invisible Engine on Vimeo.

Hey Jude

SICK

Smoking Smarties

1-10

Michelangelo

Yeah!

The (Abstract) Best

Another sick J.Period mixtape I've been sitting on that I haven't had a chance to post.

Click on the link to download from J.Period's site The (Abstract) Best

Cause the greatest rapper of all time...

Died on march 10th? Well no, the 9th but I'm a day late. A must download...2 volume Biggie Mixtape by J.Period

March 9/09 Big Tribute Vol 1

March 9/09 Big Tribute Vol 2

Old people review T.I

Shout out to JUUUUST BLAAAAZZE

Watch for the flip-flops...

"Same Girl" Juxtaposition, Peep This Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlqdxZcgnZg

Now Peep this Version

Attention Film Makers:

I'm the Marketing Director for the 2nd Annual Philadelphia Film Festival, running June 25-28 at local Northern Liberties venues, and I'm seeking compelling film trailers/teasers to represent our Festival with various media outlets.

Holler at me: samuel@piff2009.com with questions

Head to withoutabox.com and register to submit your film(s)

Ass-Slap Failure

B-Boy At Work

Koreans Were Produced By Samsung To Breakdance

This Guy Can Fly

Jamie Pierre Has Lost His Fucking Mind

What Growing Up In The Midwest Could Have Done To Us

Japanese Game Shows Are Not Completely Useless

Handsome Sam Will Hate This Post

Hot Parkour

Crab Legs

Kid Will Literally Shit on Your Kid

Not Only Should These People's Job's Be Outsourced, But They Should Also Physically Be Outsourced to Prevent Them From Polluting the Gene Pool

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

You Know How I Know You're Gay?

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

I Think This Kid May Have Some Mental Deficiencies, But It's Still Okay to Laugh Because IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Fucking Parents....

Little Girls From Staten Island Are Some Thorough Ass Bitches, They'll Kick Your Ass

Oh Charlie

Evil Eye Baby

This is what happens when you put roller skates on...

Rollerblader Rides Rail Too Long - Watch more Funny Videos

"Snap, I haven't seen one of these in a MINUTE"

Black Milk feat. Royce 5' 9" - Losing Out

Fire Fire

peep the ill sample below

?uestlove at Peter Rosenberg's Noisemaker series

Here's the brother ?uestion breaking down how The Roots got brought storch and malik into the group and how this Phyarcyde cut 4 Better Or Worse was a definitive record that helped shape The Roots' sound with the use of the Fender Rhodes.

This Is Why You're Fat

This Is Why You're Fat is a fun site that has a ton of gross/weird/delectable concoctions, like the sloppy joe on a krispy kreme. Genius

Radiohead's grammy performance

By far and away the best

Cage - Nothing left to say (prod. by E-LP)

Cage - Nothing Left to Say (prod. El-P)
New Cage...here's what pitchfork has to say

Observe and Report

Looks a whole lot better then Mall Cop

Masta Ace breaks down how he got on The Juice Crew classic "The Symphony"

True Hip-Hop Stories: Masta Ace from D-Nice on Vimeo.Directed by D-Nice
The Symphony

Did You Know?

Redonk

The Pimps Of Joytime

The Pimps Of Joytime (Myspace)
Saw these guys tear up a show in Brooklyn a few weeks ago. They were incredible. I can't stop raving about them (or listening to them for that matter) and they completely made me forget that I almost killed a biker who ran into the cab door I flung open. Also, pretty much the funniest night of all time as Abe's dad was shakin his moneymaker all over dancefloor.

This is one of my favorite tracks: Street Sound

I'm On A Boat

These guys are taking over. "Poseiden look at me" Do uou think this album is going to be the new "What The Hell Happened To Me?" for middle school kids?

Where can I get one of these?

I Want What This Kid Is On

Hilarious. I don't think it has ever been this fun when I've gone to the dentist. "Is this going to last forever?"